ROFL!

*claps*

i thought they were funny!

this one isnt really a joke but still

Man Lacerates Penis with Hedgehog

I guess it goes to show that witchdoctors still hold a lot of power in some places of the world…
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor’s advice.

WTF ????

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog’s needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: “The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.

and now back the to the news room!

rofl

also!

Angry doc cuts off patient’s penis
Stuff.co.nz | Thursday, 18 January 2007

In a fit of rage, a Romanian doctor cut off a patient’s penis during surgery and then proceeded to mutilate it.

The 36-year-old Romanian man had gone into Bucharest hospital to have corrective surgery on one of his testicles. During the operation, surgeon Naum Ciomu lost his temper, picked up a scalpel and hacked off the man’s penis.

To the shock of the nursing staff, he then placed the penis on the operating table and proceeded to chop it into small pieces before storming out of the theatre, the Metro.co.uk website reported this week.

Afterwards, Ciomu claimed he had been under stress and lost his temper after he accidentally cut the man’s urinary channel and ‘overreacted’.

Ciomu has since had his medical license suspended and a Romanian court has ordered him to pay $NZ284,351 in damages to the man with the mutilated member.

The court also ordered the hospital to pay $NZ56,858 costs to the man to pay for the operation to rebuild his penis using tissue from his arm.

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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the
moment,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey” died peacefully
at the age of 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin.

They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.